What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Writer and director Kevin Smith opens up about his 1999 religious comedy 'Dogma,' now back in theate...
Their “traditional family values.” The male is allowed to murder, rape, rob, beat, and cheat on the...
Kendrick Lamar was the night's top winner, taking home five prizes from 10 nominations at the 2025 B...
A leading Democratic member of the House Science Committee criticized the proposed steep cuts in NAS...
“-phobia” does not always mean anxiety due to a sense of impending doom. It can also mean a threat t...
Half of them think it’s really funny that they fooled the other half. Both halves are dickheads and...
Erin Blanchfield clarified her harsh comments on Maycee Barber.
How a robot built to walk on alien ice got the cold shoulder—and then (possibly) lived to see anothe...
So I read the book of revelation. Here is an article by a biblical researcher. Draw your own conclus...
I can answer this from the other view point. My friend had many sexual relationships in her 20’s. So...
Nearly a year ago, Republicans and Democrats in Congress put together a bipartisan border security b...